MIE NAONA HUU NI USHAMBA....

Mambo my dears!!!
Hope you are all well. Mimi pia nipo pouwa sana... It's nane-nane, long week end, yaani ivi ndio biashara inakua nzuri hadi naomba Mungu kila public holiday iwe inaangukia friday...Hahahaaa
Ivi mnakumbuka kuna siku niliweka post about za Jay z and Beyonce eeh?! Did i tell you how much i adore them... lol!!! Rumor has it etiiiii they are planning kuachana after kumaliza their tour "RUN" jamani naomba Mungu iwe uongo lol... Ninavyowapendaaaa!!! 
Sasa hii story ya leo ndio kweli nimeamini kumbe hata majuu pia wapo akina Ze mambululaaazzz ...

This lady Olivia MacFaller inasemekana ni hawara wa Jay Z, eti katoa single yake inaenda kwa jina la ''Sorry Mrs.Carter'' ..... mind you Jay Z ndio Mr.Carter mwenyewe..so iyo single inamuhusu my lovely Beyonce.... Hio akiliiiii matope??? 
Ivi inakuwaje A real man, anaanza tuu kumuacha yule aliyempenda hadi akaamua kumuoa for a temporary bitch??? Apo ana'proove he isnt a real man kwa kweliiii...
Alafuu kwani ukitembea na mume wa mtu ndio hadi ujionyesheeeee ivo???? Kiruuu...
Mie nakuona mshamba ujue, yaani kwanza watu tunakucheka na kukuonea huruma maana hujui thamani yako.... Kwanini na wewe usitafute mume wako??? Ili hata ukijishebedua wote tunajua ni wakooo.... Wallah, unajitilia mikosi,hujui tuu...
Ama ndio zile za kizuri kula na mwenzako?? Hahahahaaaaa.. Teeeynaaah... (ni mtazamo tuu masela msijenge chuki)

Aya sasa tui'check kwanza Single ya Hawara wa Jay Z a.k.a Olivia McFaller "Sorry Mrs.Carter

Tuendelee....
Mimi apo naona if angekua na akili bora tuu angesubiria mpaka Beyonce apewe talaka(kama ni kweli) alafu ndio yeye sasa aanze kujishebedua....maana men can be sooo good in playing with minds za wadada wanaojirahisisha... Ooooh, nitamuacha mke wangu kwa ajili yako..Thubutuuuuu, zaweza kuwa fix tuu izo... Ukasubiri sana tuu... mara miezi, mara miaka inakatika... Dah!! mbona mke haachwiii??? 
Unapokuja kujishtukia tayari na wewe ushakua ''Fake wife'' tuu maana apo tayari ushazalishwa.. Pozi zote kwishney... Huna ujanja  tena, na patamu zaidi ni pale ambapo sasa anaaanza kukuongezea wenzako kama wanne iviiii... Hahahahaaaa!!! 
Bi mkubwa (Ze Original Wife) yeye anawaachia tuu mumleleee, bi wa kati sasa na bi mdogo na wengine sijui ni kina'bi wadogoo zaidiiii  ama wanaitwaga vipi???? Kiruuuu muanze basi kujishebedua na Sorry Mrs naniiii.... Hahahahaaa

Yes darling... Na utuwacheee ''Wife Materials" tujishebedueee... watu na waume zetu banaaa!!!! 
Touch him...I kill u...wewe waeza kusema ivooo??!! You'll be dead before you kill mchepuko mwenzako mbonaaa... Hahahaaa, Wapi Ze Originalsssss Wife..... 

Habari ndio iyooo.... 

Aya sasa,tushajipa rahaaa eeeh?! Bye, now ni time ya kuzisaka chapaaa... Nawa'love love mnoooo!!!!

xoxo!!!